This is what I do to people in my department when they have the audacity to go on vacation.  Not only are there over 300 balloons here, many of them are filled with confetti.  The last time someone left for a few weeks, he came back to find a cube with everything wrapped in tin foil.  The problem that exists now is that I can’t take a vacation without coming back to multiple types of revenge.  I may have spearheaded the first few operations, (shredded newspaper in Johnny B’s cube, Post-It Note wallpaper in my boss’ office) but I’m now expected to lead the sabotage every time someone goes away.  And I’m not a mean guy, really.  I’m the guy who doesn’t laugh at the person who trips down the stairs. I don’t like embarrassing people.

More pictures of the mayhem here.