my text message folly

I was going through my phone tonight and am amazed at the amount of text messages I send when I’m drinking. I have no idea what half of these mean or who I sent them to.  Someone please take my phone from me at 5 o’clock every Friday and don’t return it until Monday morning.  On second thought, it might be best if you just commandeer it on like a Wednesday or Thursday just to be safe.

 

So, here are the 10 most recent:

  • This is your first text message from hell. It’s hot as hell down here, but at least I get good reception.
  • Dude I just got hit by a nuke
  • I need wawa coffee
  • Someone put scotch on my rocks
  • Buy me some candy bitch!
  • A shotgun usually works better in these situations
  • And the waitress had big boobs and that’s when I knew I was in trouble
  • I’m down with that. I’ll wear my ripped jeans tomorrow.
  • I got the magic stick
  • If it pleases the court, you’re wrong



June 7th, 2005  
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