I was paging through my hipster certified Moleskine notebook at work today to make sure I didn’t miss any tasks that I was supposed to get done. I use this book write down everything from boring meeting notes to goofy marketing speak I hear (like “massage the data”). In my review I happened upon some interesting tasks that I was not previously aware that I assigned to myself. They include “See how I look in tights - 12:30“, “Review Bareback Mountain for PGN - 8PM“, and “Wet jock contest - 8PM Woody’s“. Needless to say I think I need to get a new less-gay secretary.