I work all day (9 am - 1 am) and return home to find that I haven’t bought food in over month. All I want is something quick to call dinner, but there’s not a single thing in the cupboard. I have condensed soup but no milk. Peanut butter and jelly but no bread. Pasta but no sauce. I have every single condiment known to man, but nothing to put them on. My hopes are dashed when I think I spot a can of soup, but it turns out to be Progresso cannelloni beans. For some reason I keep checking the cupboards thinking something will appear, but alas I’m still as SOL as I was five minutes ago. So right now I sit depressed, hungry and defeated at my computer drinking scotch and eating uncooked pasta dreaming of a McDonalds McGriddle.