I just got my Car-O-Scope backfrom Car Talk, a little radioshow on NPR that I usually catch on my drive to state college.

ComparingYou to Other Mitsubishi 3000GT Owners Boy oh boy, Jeff, you picked a vehicle whichis just about perfect for you. Congratulations! For example, when compared to otherpeople who own a Mitsubishi 3000GT, you’re just about the same in terms of your educationallevel, your income, and your grasp of reality. But there are some psychographic and/ordemographic measures on which you differ from other Mitsubishi 3000GT owners. Forexample, other Mitsubishi 3000GT owners are far more willing to take risks than youare, and you’re a bit too young to be driving this vehicle.

I’d ventureto say that in my car is the place where I take the most risks! Also, I feel it’san adequate time to share the “UltimateChick Cars of All Time” list. For some reason people always scoff at me when Itell them that any guy that drives a VW has a 75% chance of being gay. (and a 100%certainty of being effeminate). And here’s the proof … This is Car Talk’s list oftop 5 chick cars compiled from thousands of votes:

5. Dodge Neon4. Volkswagen Jetta 3. Mazda Miata 2. Volkswagen Cabriolet 1. Volkswagen Beetle

Ithink the quote that sums it up best says “Anything by Volkswagen is a chick car.VW realized this years ago and joined forces with another company to sell guy cars- they called that company Porsche.” While I can’t say that I’ve never been accusedof being … uh … “sensitive”, there are some lines I won’t cross. Like you’ll neverfind this guy driving a potpourri scented VW over a 320HP twin turbo manual V6.