Why can nothing in my life be easy?  Why does my website load so damn slowly? Why can’t I find my black belt? (this seriously limits my wardrobe options in the morning) Why is it that at any given moment one of my headlights is out? I’m getting really tired of popping my hood and “wiggling wires” to find my way home at night. Why do girls think that just because they’ve been divorced for “a few days” that they can’t date again? I’ll show you bouncin’ back! Why doesn’t AIM pop up new IMs anymore? Why doesn’t Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like Regular Dr. Pepper? I’m serious. Why is laundry the bane of my existence and why does the laundry room have to be the furthest geographic location in my building? (help wanted). Why does the bar close at 2:30 and why does the Firehouse suck so much? Why is it like a freakin sauna outside? Why do I lose my Internet connection at home thus negating the ability to term serv there during the day? Why is it so hard to find 6 hours a night for sleeping? Why? Why can’t anything be easy?

Ok, I’m finished.  I’m sure I’ll find more petty annoyancesshortly.