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I’ve had ELO – Mr. Blue Sky stuck in my head for the past week and I don’t even care! I found myself singing it in the shower this morning and I never sing in the shower. The only problem here is that I know like, oh, three lines of the song. If I had a live-in girlfriend she’d totally be sick of hearing “Mr Blue Sky is living here today, hey hey hey” by now. And I’m also finding it irresistible not to grab my cat in the morning and sing to him “hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race.” Which makes no sense at all. Play it. Just once. For me. Right-click and download if you’re so inclined. Why am I in such a good mood lately? I have no idea. The eternal pessimist in me knows it’s all gonna come crashing down eventually. Next debilitating panic attack: T-minus a few days probably. The universe always has a way of kicking me in nuts when I’m actually having a stress-free streak. And when that happens it’s going to be some weird cosmic allusion to the end of the song that goes “Mr Blue you’ll get it right but soon comes Mr Night creepin’ over.”
Lastly, disgusting news for the day: A seventh-grader from Tampa recently did her science project on the cleanliness of fast food restaurants. She hypothesized that the toilet water from these restaurants would be more clean than the ice. And she was right. [shudder]. She found that 70% of the time the toilet water had lower levels of bacteria than the ice they put in your soda. [shudder again]. This totally supports all the bitching and moaning that I do at my favorite bar. Jeff 1, B-Town 0. Some of the stuff I’ve seen is frightening … and that’s at any bar in the area. The way bars wash their glassware gives the word cursory a whole new meaning. I hate shaking hands at the bar because people are dirty, but I guess now I can’t drink the booze either. :(
Jeff says:
Unless that bacteria is fermenting my beer, I don’t want to be ingesting it. I understand that bacteria are everywhere, but the problem is that I tend to eat ice while I rarely lick $20 coke laden bills.
ed says:
your hands control your life. Don’t tell me that they never touch your face. I have seen you grab your beer, sometimes from the top. That means it touches your lips. Was that after you asked for change. Enjoy life that is what I say. If it is your time, it’s your time. Drink and be merry, and maybe you may get lucky with Mary.
Bill says:
Who’s Mary? And why wasn’t I introduced to her? I have some bacteria I’d like to spread.
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Have you ever watched MYTHBUSTERS. Your phone is worse than any toilet. People look at this as bad stuff, but the problem is the ice cubes and that means purification problems. Before you read a story and think you are up one, you of all people, need to know the facts. There are all kinds of bacteria’s some are needed in life. Anti-bacteria soap is causing a break down in the USA and causing more diseases. Lets talk about money. Where did you get that 20 dollar bill. Maybe you got that 20 from a bank, which came from a stripper in Philly or the casinos in New Jersey after some guy was doing cocaine, or just won millions with his girl and they had sex on top of all there winnings. Don’t get me started, the girl did a test but she has no clue why it was so bad. Test your ice and water coming into a building that is the root of all evil. You have to have purifiers in water. Your local water company just throws bleach in the supply to kill bacteria. Next time you make a call or open your car door, or pull out a 20 dollar bill, just remember you just got served. B-town 1 and Jeff 0