Overheard on IM today …

(14:46:32) Me: I’d make a terrible pimp
(14:46:52) DeeKay: yeah, you would
(14:47:01) DeeKay: i don’t think u r mean enough
(14:47:56) Me: well I have been known to smack a ho or two
(14:48:42) DeeKay: yeah, but ***** doesn’t really count
(14:49:06) Me: she’s not a ho?
(14:49:30) DeeKay: no, you didn’t hit her hard enough
(14:49:33) DeeKay: she kept coming back