The other day (ok, like a month ago) I posted something about a crazy night at the bar. Curiously enough someone commented with this:

YourX says:

Since you don’t have a forum area - which you should - my only other resource to help you with your hot bawls is in your comments.

Enjoy!

http://www.xoxide.com/cool-it-usb-beverage-cooler.html

I didn’t (and still don’t) understand what “hot bawls” and USB beverage coolers have to do with my crazy night at the bar. I responded by commenting that it was probably SPAM and usually my SPAM filter picks that stuff up. To my amazement it was a real person on the other end and they replied with:

YourX says:

Jeffrey, my comment wasn’t spam. Was it?

Wiki says “Spamming an internet forum is when a user posts a message that is off-topic or has little relevance to the subject being discussed, or a post that fails to contribute to the thread. Lastly, there is also the case where a person posts messages solely for the purpose of increasing his forum ranking.”

Wait, I guess it was spam. :)

Love you, kid!

Ok, so I’m dealing with a real person now, and why is their (her?) name “YourX?” Naturally I ask “Who is YourX? The curiosity is killing me. Is YourX really my ex?” And the response is:

YourX says:

Jeff, I can categorically say - yes - I am your ex. Next question please.

P.S. This would be more fun if you had forums.

-YourX

So my next question is what kind of ex are you? ex-roomate? ex-coworker? ex-girlfriend? Oh, and do you live in Texas? To quote a very good George Strait song:

All my ex’s live in Texas
And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
But all my ex’s live in Texas
And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee