Being a big fan of Kelly Clarkson’s Since U Been Gone and not a fan at all of PowerPoint presentations, I found this mock annual report very amusing. Presenting lyrics in outline format is ingenious almost.  For that je ne sais quoi, read the annual report while listening to the song.

Right now I’m listening to The Killer’s Mr. Brightside, so here’s a summary of the song in case you missed it on the radio:

  • Things she’s doing while I’m falling asleep:
    • calling a cab
    • taking a drag
    • going to bed
    • touching his chest
  • Things he’s doing while I’m falling asleep:
    • having a smoke
    • going to bed
    • taking off her dress
  • Things jealousy will do:
    • Turn saints into the sea
    • Make me swim through sick lullabies
    • Make me choke on alibis
  • Things to remember:
    • It’s all in my head
    • I gotta gotta be down cause I want it all
    • It was only a kiss, It was only a kiss



March 31st, 2005   No Comments »

I am SO going to start making my own t-shirts!  I think my first will be a Che Guevara silkscreen to match my Che Guevara door mat.  Then I’m gonna rock out some original designs that rival those dumbass bandwagon “more cowbell” Urban Outfitter tees. I still don’t understand why people spend a ton of money on new tees that look like old cheap tees that everyone knows is just a new old looking tee. right?

Anyway, here’s a good Photoshop tutorial on converting photos to stencils if you want to have a go at it.

 



March 29th, 2005   No Comments »

Ok, so here’s my new weblog; again. My old blogging software (that I programmedmyself) was just a mess to work with.  I’ve moved on to dasBlog which has a lotmore features than the stuff I wrote. My only gripe is that making a theme is damnnear impossible.  It’s probably the reason I haven’t seen anyone with the dasBlogsoftware and an original layout that wasn’t already included in the package.

My goal this time is to actually post regularly.  The funny thing is that I didn’tget into weblogs almost six years ago for the sake of writing, but because I likedto build webpages.  So hopefully this time around I’ll find the motivation tostick with it.  My self imposed rule this time is that I won’t transfer overthe projectfutility domain until I’ve been posting for a full two weeks straight. There’s nothing I hate more than going to someone’s site and not finding any new contentin the past month.



March 11th, 2005   No Comments »

 

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