In efforts to help me out with my current office situation, greg (a coworker of mine) sent me these links. Why bother with board certified psychologists when you can solve your problems with junk science?

Explanation of claustrophobia and a cure via phone consultation
Claustrophobia medicine
Claustrophobia hypnosis tapes

And apparently if that doesn’t cure me, he included a link to the Anna Kournikova picture gallery.

Winner with the most correct gets a prize. No cheating. Contest ends Feb 26th 5:00PM EST.
1. “you’ll be selling books at the airport”
2. “she had no idea, she started to cry, she said in a good way”
3. “cause the whole world loves it when you don’t get down”
4. “In our short years, we’ve come long way, to treat it bad, just to throw it away”
5. “you’re my best friend, best friend with benefits”

Even though I put a really poor effort into the actual web logging part of this site, thisarticle pretty much sums it up:
“Producing a successful weblog, however you define that, is tough. Instead of money,fame, and Jacuzzis full of sexy nude readers, you’ll probably feel like you’re shoutingin outer space. And you probably will be.”

testing a new program that uses the blogger API
update: it sucks. unix programmers are command line geeks that know nothing aboutUI

Just when I thought things were fine, I realized that although the website was back up, I still didn’t have FTP access to do the main page. Hopefully everything will be running smoothly now that I fixed the FTP problem

it’s always times like these
when I think of you
and I wonder if you ever
think of me
VanessaCarlton - A Thousand Miles

It was a sad couple of days for the Internet community when Project Futility was inaccessible. Not to worry, I’m back up, but for some reason I can’t edit the site. Once I confer with the TCP/IP gods hopefully I’ll be able to fix stuff that got broke in the IP change.

My brother sent me this very thought provoking link. My theory is that it’s amazingwhat a push-up bra can do.