I posted some pictures today of Kevinand Andrea. Check out my roomate mackin on my girlfriend …

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

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There’s so many cool things going on lately!
How great is this?
my girlfriend is now captain of the girls cross country team
my roomate is now captain of the mens cross country team
and I’m SCUBA Steve the Tae Kwon Do Master
congratulations to all three of us!

is that you can stay up until 5:26 AM and not even worry about it :-)

So now that my supid paper/presentation is over and I can start the semester out right, (think booze and beer) I finally have some time to post my list of things I’ll miss and not miss from the summer. I know everyone has been waiting with bated breath. Fear not, the time has come …

Finn McCools
Duffy’s Thurs morning special
Applebees wings
The perfect lunch - wawa and Blind Date
Happy hour at Dick Clarks
Chemistry Nightspot
Shana’s hottub
Chestnut Hill and the drive there in the Saab 9000
Mark, Brian, and I kickin ass in pool at Finns
guitar lessons
Katz’s relentless advances
Darts w/ Sharon
Bustin a move at Brownies and Chemisty w/ beautiful girls
Scott, Flannery, and Jason’s programming enlightenment (microsoft still sucks)
getting paid to do what I love - programming and web development
TSQL3.TRENDMLS.COM
Shots of SoCo at Dicks, Finns, and Pizza Time
movies w/ keri (she’s both crazy and beautiful)
caffine kick - coffee AM, WaWa icea tea PM
watching skippy the 2 beer drunken slob kiss shana
trying to convince Julie that she’s better off with me than David
The gay perspective from Katz
The wings and Lager pitcher deal at finns

rush hour on 422
wardrobe ridicule
The lack of a trendmls.com dev server
Extension 127 calling every 5 min
The half hour drive to Lansdale
stranger girl from Brownies
The drive home from Fins at 2 am up to three times a week
Working hungover every friday in adidas sandals because I lost my shoes the nightbefore
Dialup GoTReND Internet access
no free time
My meat locker office
DTS Packages and PCAnywhere
Flannery’s practical jokes
the public internet advertising feed and it’s many permutations
waking up every morning at 7 AM after 5 hours of sleep
The Pizza Pub and kareoke night
querying propmain for the umpteenth time in a futile attempt to get the data I want

I shudder and laugh all at the same time when Jason usesthe words “telly”, “undies”, and “paparazzi” in the same sentence. I believe thatwatching television in your underwear is only designated for teen girls … who gotoBehrend … who live in Almy.

I once saw a quote that read, “Hate is the luxury of the idle.” It makes no sense to me, and I think it’s stupid. I am now declaring my own edict that reads, “Sleep is the true luxury of the idle.” Through the agonizing process of sleep deprivation and self reflection I have come to learn that sleep is not just a luxury, but a necessity for sanity. An average of four hours per night for the past five days begins to wear on you as sickness tears through your immune system. So today’s lesson is: “sleep does a body good.”

Check out this video of Cubicle Hurdles. It’s so funny to see the guy faceplant himself on the desk. Thanks goto Sharon for the video, may she continue to find new and exciting things to do while the boss is out.

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shhh … it’s a secret :-)

where did you come from, how did I get here?
time for bed I guess …

This “college guide” is hilarious. Can you imagine actually asking your roommate toseal his dirty laundry? It’s a bunch of blind, middle aged, advertisement hungry,MARCOM people leading thousands of poor blind freshman into believing that normalcollege students act like this. Apparently they have never tried to savor commonsfood.

I want a RioCar so bad. Anyone have $1,500 to spare? Of course, I would need another $16,000for the 3000GT to put it in.

So check out this guide to preventing the Freshman 15 they gave to us at school …The suggestion to combat this “dreaded affliction” is to eat slowly, and savoryour food. Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that I’m going to besavoring Dobbins food anytime soon. I think the better option would be to just noteat the food.