Formatting and then installing Win 2000 tonight. I may be indisposed for a while.

I am so hooked on techno. check these out if you can get napster to cooperate:

Darude - sandstorm
DJ Jurgen feat Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
Zombie Nation - Ohohoh remix (prolly spelled wrong)
Serina Paris - Baby Look At Us Now (club mix)
Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel
Amber - Sexual (remix)
Jovem Pan - Ayla Part 2
ATB & Paul Van Dyke - rave mix w/ DJ Special K

It’s so cold in my office that the ink in my pen has frozen. In addition to being unable to handwrite, it also appears that I am also indisposed when it comes to typing. My hands are so cold that any movement of the trusty digits takes a considerable amount of effort. Arthritic in a way, I can only manage to bang out six words per minute. By the time I am finished this post I expect to be fully engulfed in a hypothermic state. Send for help.

Ever see Requiem?Really weird movie. Basically its about four junkies and a talking refrigerator thatare trying to get ahead in life. So much for that idea. The moral of this story isthat it’s ok to do drugs in the summertime, but never ever do drugs in the fall orwinter. If you do, expect to have your arm cut off while receiving shock therapy ina crappy southern jail after prostituting yourself to get the drugs in the fist place.

Yay! Everyone welcome guest blogger Emily. You too can be a guest webloggerfor only $19.95 a month.
Emily, i know I never mentioned money before, but its too late now that you’re signedup. The bill is in the mail.

So does anyone like this small font size? Cause I think that’s whereI’m going w/ the layout. I’ve tried so hard not to give in like the rest, but whenin Rome …

So I saw Anti Trust w/ a friend tonight. She got to watch Ryan Phillippe trot around while I got to see a moive about computers and programming. Only my end of the deal fell through. Labeled as a ‘relentless suspense thriller’ it was anything but thrilling. You know those movies where they put someone in a room doing something bad and then you see the bad guys coming to bust them? You sit there and say think “hurry up moron.” And then in the end everything is fine and they got done whatever they needed to JIT. Well they did that like 5 times in this movie and all 5 times were so predictable … at least for some of us. Anyway, don’t bother seeing the movie is the moral of this story.

I get more and more stupid everyday. All my mental faculties must be spent on recovering from something cause I can’t even think straight anymore. Take making a simple sandwich for example. I know exactly where the plates are, but for some reason I start in the cabinet farthest from them and work my way around opening every singe door until I find them. Then when I’m done with the bread I open the fridge to put it away. And I go for the recycling trashcan with my trash. Upon leaving the room I turnon the wrong light switch thinking I’m turning off the lights in the kitchen.This frightens me slightly because I read this article that said the first sign ofAlzheimer’s was misplacing things in weird places (like the bread in the fridge).I can’t figure it out. (obviously) Even typing has become a chore. I’m always puttingcaps in the middle of a sentence. It makes you think that maybe I’m slowing be poisoned.Lead paint? sesame seeds? Who knows.

, so I’ve finally worked up the courage to test my beer. It’s really hard for me to evaluate right now because I’ve been drinking all night. And when you’re drinking all night its easy to mix up Bud with Bass. Anyway, from the way the beer smells and tastes, I would venture to say that I’ve distilled hard apple cider as opposed to English Nut beer. I think I may have added too much sugar. Either way i’m in no state to judge tonight. I guess i’ll have to try again tomorrow … only 7.8 more liters to go.

I saw Dave Flannery crying at Peal Harbor tonight. No lie. He was bawling. Then he was winking at me for some odd reason.

Emily, lookwhat I found! (well I didn’t actually find it myself) If you goto Kmarts websiteand search for ‘all your base’ it brings up a page w/ the all your base movie. Thiswas almost as exciting as that ‘arr their spyprane’ picture. I have a feeling it willnever die :-)
(for those of you not in the know visit the ‘allyour base’ history.

So it turns out that the whole J.Lo video thing wasa scam. It’s ok though cause we’ll always have TheGift.

They say it’s the next Pam and Tommy video. Who else is rooting for Suge?

I can’t believe that I missed the announcement of the 5th annual WebbyAwards by almost a month. Every year the best websites around the world competeto win awards in categories that range from Commerce to Spirituality. If you’re sickof looking at crappy websites (namely mine) check out the nominees. Someday if I scroungeup the $75 you may even see Project Futility vying for the Personal Web Site title.

TodayBill turned 22 on the 22nd of May. Congratulations! If you’re still on the 6 figuresin 6 years plan, imagine where you’ll be when you’re 28.